Leverage, Season 5

Sterling:
So let me get this straight. You stole not one, but two paintings, one of which you spent the entire day trying to convince me you did not steal, all because your girlfriend here, an unrepentant, inveterate, professional liar...

Sophie:
That's uncalled for.

Nate:
Well.

Sterling:
...told you, with no evidence whatsoever, that Ma Mystere was fake. Now you're so sure that she's right, that you not only think that this painting is a fake, but every other Mettier that was in the house, the entire collection, is also fake?

Nate:
That's right.

Sterling:
Arrest them both.

Sophie:
On what charge?

Sterling:
Theft?

Nate:
We brought you back the paintings.

Sterling:
Obstructing an investigation.

Sophie:
We're helping you with your investigation.

Sterling:
Being annoying and crazy!

Nate:
Well, that's not a crime. Since when was that a crime?

Sophie:
No, it's not.

Sterling:
I DON'T CARE!