Leverage, Season 5

Hardison:
I was talking to Parker, and, I mean, we're a little down about Christmas. We think...we're...kind of ruining the holiday or something.

Nate:
Hardison, Christmas was pre-ruined. You know how it began?

Sophie:
[gasping] No.

Hardison:
Yeah, it was a fat guy in a chimney.

Nate:
Christmas began as a pagan, pre-Roman feast involving the sacrifice of children. Ho-ho-ho. [walks away]

Hardison:
Is he serious?

[Sophie shrugs]

Hardison:
I mean, dang, I feel like I just got sucker-punched by an elf-hating, Scrooge-loving, no-gift-giving anti-Claus. I mean, am I bleeding?

Sophie:
Little bit.