Charmed, Season 5

Piper:
What's the matter with your neck?

Paige:
It's this cramp, I've had it for a couple of days now.

Piper:
Well, why don't you get a massage?

(Piper looks through a rack of clothes.)

Paige:
Oh, yeah, I'll pencil that in. Right between vanquishing demons and training to be your midwife. (Piper holds up an ugly pale pink dress.) No.

(Piper puts the dress back.)

Piper:
Well, A, I don't need midwives because I'm delivering with a doctor not sisters. And B, you need to start taking care of yourself because you've actually been working harder than when you were working.

Paige:
Yeah, well, someone has to pick up the slack, especially with hermit lady just laying around the house.

Piper:
The hermit lady?

Paige:
Yeah, Phoebe? Have you noticed she hasn't left the house in weeks.

Piper:
What do you mean? She leaves the house every morning.

Paige:
No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.

Piper:
Ah, Paige!

(Paige's phone rings, she answers it)

Paige:
Hi Phoebe. We were just talking about you.

Piper:
And your batteries.