Lilo & Stitch: The Series, Season 2
[after failing to even sell one candy bar, Lilo and Stitch pass by an unfamiliar character]
Lilo:
You don't wanna buy a candy bar from a loser, and I don't blame you.
Slick:
Tsk, tsk, little lady! Never walk away from a customer! Be proud of your product!
Lilo:
It's just candy bars.
Slick:
Just candy bars? Was the Louisiana Purchase just Louisiana? Look, I usually only do this for friends, but you, my friend, need some pointers. Your cost is one dime for every dollar you sell! Deal?
Lilo:
Who are you?
Slick:
My card. [hands Lilo and Stitch two business cards]
Lilo:
"Evil Genius Experiment #020. Primary function: salesman."
Stitch:
[gasps] Cousin! [hugs Slick]
Slick:
Yes sir, one of Jumba's best! He always hated the business end of the evil genius gig, so he designed me! Programmed to sell anything to anyone! A piece of code he obviously left out of you, pal. [chuckles] You gotta learn your four P's: Product, Pitch, Persistence, and Payment! Memorize it, exercise it!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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