Lilo & Stitch: The Series, Season 2

[Lilo drags Stitch all the way to the Birds of Paradise hotel while trying to Experiment 285 and then meets the Recess gang]

Lilo:
[to Stitch] Everybody's turning into mellotrons or something.

Spinelli:
[passing by] Watch it! Coming through! Last one in the pool is a rotten bologna sandwich crawling with maggots!

Lilo:
Well, almost everyone.

Gus:
[catching up] Wait, Spinelli! I hate bologna. Chlorine turns my hair green, and maggots are icky!

Lilo:
[annoyed] Tourists. Come on, Stitch. [notices that Stitch is out of her sight] Stitch?

Gretchen:
We really should be heading over to the observatory.

Spinelli:
Come on, Gretch. Don't be such a wet blanket, for crying out loud. We're on vacation here. Let's have some fun!

Gretchen:
Actually, Spinelli, none of you are here for leisure. As you recall, T.J. convinced the unit of concerned brainy kids that you should all escort me to Kauai at my five astronomy assistants.

Vince:
Yeah! [chuckles] Good one, Teej. [He and T.J. high five]

T.J.:
Hey, I'd say just about anything for a chance to goof off in paradise.

Mikey:
Indeed. Our locale brings to mind the great John Milton, whose epic, Paradise Lost, I intend to read cover to cover during our sojourn here.

Gus:
Hey, has anyone seen my fruity drink? It's the one with the paper umbrella. [spots Stitch lying down on a pool raft, drinking his drink] AAH! Some weird monkey has my drink!

Lilo:
Stitch, give the nice boy back his pineapple pizzazz. [gives Gus back his drink] Sorry about that. My dog's got some personal space issues.

Spinelli:
Hey, you're a local kid. What do you do for fun on this rock?

Lilo:
Um, well, lots of stuff.

Mikey:
[reading John Milton's poem] "Of Eden, where delicious paradise, now nearer, crowns with her enclosure green--" [gets zapped by Experiment 285; takes Gus' drink out of his hands] And fruity drinks reign supreme. [jumps onto the pool raft next to Stitch] I pinned that last part.

Stitch:
Hoo chi fah.

Lilo:
Oh, no!

Spinelli:
What in the name of Finster's support hose just happened?

Lilo:
He's here! Everybody, DUCK! [forces the Recess gang to duck and cover and turns over a strap beach lounge chair for them to hide behind]

T.J.:
Who's here?

Lilo:
Um, my other… pet. His name is… Lax. He got loose, and I've got to catch him before he zaps anyone else.

Gretchen:
Lax?

T.J.:
Zaps?

Spinelli:
You see, Gretch? The real excitement isn't up in space, it's right here, on good old planet Earth.