Lost, Season 1

Charlie Pace:
You think you're the only person with baggage? You know what I was doing when the plane went down? I was snorting heroin in the toilet. I was such a junkie I couldn't even take a plane ride with out having a fix. I suppose that was your fault, as well? -- So how about it?

Hugo "Hurley" Reyes:
What?

Charlie Pace:
I just told you the biggest secret of my life. I thought you'd want to reciprocate.

Hugo "Hurley" Reyes:
Okay. Back home I'm worth 156 million dollars.

Charlie Pace:
Fine. Don't tell me.

Hugo "Hurley" Reyes:
Dude.

Charlie Pace:
I bare my soul, and all I get is bloody jokes!