Lost, Season 2

Hugo "Hurley" Reyes:
I do exercise.

Carmen Reyes:
Falling down is not exercise. The only time you move is to lift a drumstick from the bucket. Everyday it's the same thing, Hugo -- you work, TV, chicken. You have to change your life, Hugo. You think someone else will change it for you? Maybe if you pray everyday, Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take 200 pounds and bring you a decent woman, and a new car. Yes, Jesus can bring you a new car.

Hugo "Hurley" Reyes:
Maybe I don't want to change. Maybe I like my life.

[The phone rings]

Carmen Reyes:
Oh, that must be Jesus. [answers phone] Hola, momento. Yes, it is Jesus! He wants to know what color car you want!