Charmed, Season 6

Piper:
Paige, where have you been? You're late.

Paige:
I know, I'm sorry. I got tied up.

Phoebe:
Where? At Richard's?

Paige:
No, I was at work. Get your mind out of the gutter, missy.

Phoebe:
Hey, you're the one that orbs home to find lingerie.

Paige:
Two times! I did that twice.

Piper:
Yeah, it's about the only time we ever see you anymore.

Paige:
Why did I come here? To get picked on?

Phoebe:
Because we love you.

Piper:
We kinda miss you.

Paige:
I am not at Richard's that much. Fine! Maybe I am. But, you know, I am just an orb away if you need help.

Piper:
Yeah, the thing is, we just gotta be careful. Because if we stray too far away from each other, demons take advantage. We've learned that lesson the hard way a few times.

Paige:
I know, I know, I get it. I just really don't wanna think of us living together in fifty years.

Piper:
Naaah, twenty, thirty years, tops.

Phoebe:
We can always move to Hong Kong so I can see Jason whenever I want.

Piper:
How do you say "dream on" in Chinese?

(Phoebe says something in Chinese)

Piper:
Impressive.

Phoebe:
Berlitz. Okay, what about you, missy? Spill it!

Piper:
Spill what?

Phoebe:
Come on, you and Greg? Put out any fires lately?

Piper:
Is that supposed to be a subtle fireman reference?

Phoebe:
Yeah, you like it?

Paige:
Wait a minute. You're going out with a fire-fighter?

Piper:
Proof positive. You haven't been around much.

Phoebe:
Let's see, they've been seeing each other for about three weeks, and someone, I won't say who, although it's not the fireman, is avoiding taking it to the next step.

Piper:
I'm not avoiding. I'm just a little reluctant, that's all.

Paige:
My dear, it is time to get back in the saddle.

Piper:
Now a cowboy reference.

Phoebe:
Piper, you just need to relax and let it happen.

Piper:
Yeah, easy for you to say. You weren't sleeping with an angel for three years.

Phoebe:
Yeah, but you were nervous when you and Leo first started, you know? I seem to remember that you used to freeze him during all the good parts. Hey, maybe you should...

Piper:
No. I'm not freezing Greg. I'm so nervous, I'd probably blow him up.

Phoebe:
Well?

Piper:
Gutter, gutter, gutter.

(Phoebe laughs)

Chris:
What are you guys talking about?

Phoebe:
Stuff.

Paige:
Hey, where you going?

Chris:
I gotta go work on the next demon... stration.

Phoebe:
Chris, why don't you relax and have a drink with us?

Chris:
Thanks, but I didn't come here to relax.

Phoebe:
(about Chris, after he leaves) That is one bitchy whitelighter.

Piper:
You're telling me.

Paige:
Hey Piper, why don't you go talk to the guilt machine over there?

Phoebe:
Hm.