Charmed, Season 6

Phoebe:
Paige, I don't even want to talk about this. I mean, how could you do such a thing?

Paige:
Oh, what, like you've never conjured stuff before.

Phoebe:
Yeah, well, never for myself and never a sex toy.

Mr. Right:
I am not a sex toy.

Phoebe:
Quiet, you.

Paige:
Well, we did it for Piper before.

Phoebe:
Yes, but that was different. We were trying to convince her to not give up on love. We were desperate.

Paige:
Well, maybe I am too.

Chris:
Excuse me, shouldn't we be focusing on the bigger issue here?

(Chris points to Mr. Right.)

Phoebe:
How long has this been going on?

Paige:
About three weeks.

Phoebe:
Three weeks!

Paige:
Give or take. You're the one who kept telling me I needed a break.

Phoebe:
Yes, but I meant take a day off, you know. Go to the spa, have a pedicure, get a massage.

Mr. Right:
I massage her.

(Phoebe gags.)