Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1

[A sick Lois is sitting on the bed now realizing that today is Monday. Because she is caught up with her flu and Francis' prank to Marlin Academy, she has ignored punishing the boys for skipping school]

Lois:
I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him. I am going to kill him!

Reese:
OOOOOOHH, this is all a dream.

Lois:
Oh, shut up, Reese!

Malcolm':
Mom, stop it. You're sick.

Lois:
I'm too mad to be sick. You know he's finally done it this time. Where is that brochure for the work farm in Arizona?

[Lois goes through a drawer on her nightstand for the work farm in Arizona for troubled teens. The boys are no more troubled when Lois brings it out and realize where Francis may be heading next.]

Lois:
He thinks Military school is tough. Just wait.... Wait.... wait... wait... wait...

[She heads to the bathroom to throw up.]