Malcolm in the Middle, Season 3

Dewey:
Hey, I want candy!

Lois:
What did I tell you? Sit in that chair and wait until the picnic is over!

Meg's Husband:
Excuse me? Are you Lois?

Lois:
Yes.

Meg's Husband:
Where do you get off talking to my wife about my mother?! I wet my bed every night until I was 16. Mt mother changed those sheets for years and never said a word! I don't care if they get along. My mother's important to me. I didn't say anything about your mother! By the way, I don't have a porn problem! She introduced it into our home! I don't have any interest. It was her idea and now I'm the pervert! I don't know what it is in porn. Maybe it's the safety of emotional distance.