Malcolm in the Middle, Season 4

Malcom:
Reese has everything I want! I never have what I need! I don't even have my own bed! Why does everything in my life SUCK?!

Dewey:
You owe me a new Spacefighter!

Reese:
Shut up and get your own pen!

[Dewey yells and goes after Reese, but Malcom and Reese keep fighting]

Malcom:
Give it to me!

Reese:
Why don't you just die?!

Malcolm:
Give me my pen! I'm warning you!

Reese:
Ooh, I'm scared! What are you gonna do? What's the baby gonna do?

[Malcolm decks Reese with a punch.]

Lois:
MALCOLM?!

[Hal, Malcolm and Dewey stand over Reese, out cold on the floor.]

Hal:
[astounded] Malcolm, you can take Reese?

Lois:
No one's taking anybody! I can't believe you boys. [picks up Reese; Reese groans] Oh, my God, look at you! [Reese groans again] He better not need stitches! [Reese groans a third time] Yeah, like you weren't beggin' for it.