Malcolm in the Middle, Season 6

[Malcolm and Dewey show their lists of "Mean Things Reese Did" to each other]

Malcolm:
"Lighter Fluid Donut." That's worse than stealing a girlfriend, right?

Dewey:
I don't know. Were you in love for the first time with that donut?

Malcolm:
Shut up, Dewey! I had every right. In fact, I owe him!

Dewey:
So you're saying if he dies, then you'll be even?

Malcolm:
I didn't say he was going to die!

Dewey:
Malcolm, he almost killed himself with Bisquick once.

Malcolm:
I'm just saying he deserves whatever he gets. [Sighing] No, he doesn't. That's something that Reese would say. I'm not Reese. Just because he's horrible doesn't mean I have to be. I'm better than that.

Dewey:
Wow, for a brother-killer, you sure are conceited.