Malcolm in the Middle, Season 6

[Malcolm sees an embarrassing picture of himself dressed like a hula dancer at Lois' station at the Lucky Aide]

Malcolm:
What's that?

Lois:
Hmmm?

Malcolm:
I threw that picture away!

Lois:
Oh, we still have the negative. It reminds me of the old you, back when you still knew right from wrong.

Malcolm:
Just because I'm not doing what you want doesn't mean you can humiliate me!

Lois:
Humiliate you? You mean there's an offensive image on display in the store?

Customer:
My son used to love to play dress-up just like that. Give him a call. [She hands Malcolm a paper with his phone number and winks at him]

Malcolm:
Take that down!

Lois:
Gee, I'm not doing what you want. You're not doing what I want. Maybe we should bring Mr. Kushell into this, since he's the only one whose opinion you seem to care about.

[Several minutes later, Lois is forced to remove the picture as Malcolm reads the store's rule book with Kushell standing beside him]

Malcolm:
No employee may display personal items at his or her workspace. Don't worry, Mom. It only added a day to your probation.

Shirley:
[Another employee forced to remove her cross] I'm sorry, God. You're against the rules here.

Craig:
[sobbing while rolling up a motivational poster] I don't know who I am any more!