Married... with Children, Season 1

[First lines]

[Bud sneaks up behind Kelly and grabs her hair and holds a plastic knife to her neck]

Kelly:
Let go of my hair, you little psychopath!

Bud:
Die, commie bimbo!

Peggy:
Now, Bud! I thought we talked about this before.

Bud:
What's that, Mom?

Peggy:
You know, sneaking up behind your sister, pulling her hair, pretending to kill her. You remember the effect it had on Grandma? Nobody likes it; nobody thinks it's funny, so cut it out, okay?

Bud:
Sure, Mom.

[a horn honks from outside]

Peggy:
Now, go to school.

Kelly:
[to Bud as they walk out] I *hate* you!

Bud:
Good!