Married... with Children, Season 1

Steve:
So Al, how's Peggy's new job working out?

Al:
(sarcastic) Oh, great Steve. Yeah, she's pulling a clear $90 a week. Of course, she spent $400 a week. Yeah, she needed a new smock at Mulden's. Of course, she needed some new clothes and she wanted some new shoes.

Steve:
Well, that's no problem. You sell shoes.

Al:
No, she wanted good shoes. Well, I figured if she keeps working any longer, we'll be living in the gutter. But actually, I won't be living in the gutter. I'll be in prison for killing your wife!

Steve:
Well, before you go down that long, lonesome road, Al. Why don't you try this? Ask Peggy to quit.

Al:
No, I can't do that! Well, see the truth is, I like having her at home.

Steve:
Well, she love to hear that.

Al:
Yeah, I'm sure she would. But, I'm not going to tell her. Cause, I would have nothing to complain about and I like complaining. Nah, if I got her to quit, she'd lord it over me for the rest of my life. Yeah, she'd say "I wanted to work, but you want me home. Now I'm home, so shut up!". And that would be the end of all my fun in the marriage. Nah, I got to think of another way.