Married... with Children, Season 2

Al:
[examining the bill] Let’s see what else we have here. Sports hotline, sports hotline, sports hotline, those are ok. Wait a second, wait. Vancouver $80. Kelly?

Kelly:
Oh, sure, all eyes turn to me. Well, let me ask you this. If I did know somebody in Vancouver, don’t you think I’d be living with them and not here?

Al:
True enough. Bud?

Bud:
America First, Dad.

Al:
[starts to get up] How 'bout it, Peg? Your mother gotten so fat she's spread across the border?

Peggy:
Al, I did not call Vancouver. And Mom is down to nearly 200.