Married... with Children, Season 2

Al:
Why are you so afraid of a little mouse anyway?

Peggy:
Well, it all started when I was five. You see, I found this little stray Chihuahua puppy in the yard. I snuck it past my mother and I kept it in my room. I slept with it, and snuggled it, and kissed it. Then one day it got sick.

Al:
And still you go on kissing others.

(Peggy shoots Al a look)

Peggy:
Anyway, I took it to my kindergarten teacher, and I said, "What's wrong with my dog?". She said, "That's not a dog, dear. It's a mouse." And then she threw up. And then all the kids threw up. And then they made up this little song about me: "Mouse in your face / Worms in your hair / Where's the little mouse girl? / There, there, there". (She points)

(Al and the kids burst out laughing)

Peggy:
(hurt) Well, that's sweet. Thank you very much.

Al:
Well kids, I think we learned something today. Don't touch your mother, she has cooties.