Married... with Children, Season 2

Bud is entertaining two girls

Girl #1:
Oh Bud, I never realized how handsome you are.

Girl #2:
Thanks for the TVs.

Doorbell rings

Bud:
Excuse me ladies, it is probably my massuesse.

Bud answers door to be greeted by Steve

Bud:
Good evening Mr. Rhoades. What can I do for you?

Steve:
I wanted to talk to your father. He knows a lot about cars; maybe he could help me figure out why my new Mercedes is getting 3 miles per gallon.

Bud:
My parents are not home right now. Steve sees girls on couch Look, I don't want to be a bad host, but if you come later? I think I am close to fully understanding "Hef".

Steve:
There is something else I want to talk about. Your father has been recently acquiring a lot of stuff. I want some stuff. How did he come into all this?

Bud:
I should not say.

Girl #1:
Bud, is this going to take long? We need to go soon.

Steve{chucking}:
But I have all night.

Bud:
OK, Mr. Rhoades, you win. They gave Buck a credit card. Dad's using it 'cause he didn't ask for it. So he doesn't have to pay. Y'know, like when you get records you didn't want.

Steve:
Did he happen to sign Buck's name to the receipts?

Bud:
Sure.

Steve:
Then it's a-prison he'll be going.