Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Season 1

Fitz:
Here's the new Night-Night pistol. [Ward tries it out]

Ward:
...It's an ounce too heavy.

Fitz:
An ounce too... An OUNCE isn't going to make much difference.

Ward:
An ounce can be the difference between a good shot in the wind and rain, or a miss. Lose the ounce. [Leaves]

Fitz:
[Imitating Ward] I'm Agent Grant Ward. I can shoot the legs off a flea at 500 yards, as long as it's not windy.

Simmons:
[Imitating Ward] I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I could rupture your spleen with my left pinky... blindfolded. [Ward arrives]

Ward:
What's going on?

Simmons:
Poor silly Fitz, he mistakenly left a dummy round in the pistol [Hands him the gun] should be proper now."