Married... with Children, Season 5

Peggy:
Al, must we be the spitbucket in the early round knockout that is your life? As usual, you need professional help. So why don't you call the oldies station - K-FOSSIL - and ask the D.J.?

Al:
I already called. I got Rick Cool himself.

Bud:
Gee, Rick Cool huh? Did Bobby 23 Skidoo quit?

Peggy:
Al, the suspense is boring us. Tell us what he said.

Al:
He said, "The colors. The colors. Has anyone seen my good friend, John," then he lit up a banana and hung up.