Married... with Children, Season 6

Bud:
Dad, you got a minute?

Al:
For you, Bud? Nah.

Bud:
I'm not Bud! How many times do I have to tell you? When the hat is on, I'm Streetrapper Grandmaster B! When it's off, I'm Bud. Got it? Now, the hat is on. Who am I?

Al:
Mommy's second little joke on me?

Bud:
The Grandmaster is not amused. Now listen, Dad, I need twenty bucks for a pizza. But I need you to leave it on the coffee table so I can pretend to steal it in front of the girl. 'Cause, after all, I am an outlaw.

Al:
Well, I'm sorry, Grasshopper...

Bud:
That's Grandmaster, you fool!

Al:
Gas Passer, Bass Haster, what's the difference? All right, look, it looks like I'm gonna have to communicate with you in the language of the street. [cups his fist to his mouth, and "raps" out a beat] Yo, I'm broke!

Bud:
The Grandmaster will not forget this.