Married... with Children, Season 9

(Al comes home excited, but Peg and Kelly are not.)

Al:
Hi Peg. How was Oprah?

Peg:
Oprah wasn't on today.

Al:
Oprah won't be on tomorrow either, Peg. Why?! Cause I had the cable company take her off, see.

(Al shows her a new TV Guide channel.)

Peg:
The Guy Package.

Al:
With Femblock! See, it's a new service they offer men and a few female tennis players who are tired of watching girly crap. See, Peg, it's my week off and I want to spend it watching quality programing.

Peg:
Oh, you mean watching monster movies, jiggly shows and the Three Stooges.

Al:
Soitenly!