Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

Charlie Haggers:
You know that demo we made last night is pure gold. Do you have any idea how much you can make from just one hit record?

George Shumway:
No, I don't.

Charlie Haggers:
Well, neither do I, but it's a lot. The hits are what count.

Tom Hartman:
[half-asleep, mumbles] Hits, hits, the dodger hit fifty-six in a row then he married Marilyn Monroe, and that's the way they go.

George Shumway:
Meet my son-in-law, Mr. Non-Poetry in Motion.