Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

Blanche Fedders:
I am talking about an atmosphere. A permissive atmosphere, with TV showing all those filthy programs! And I know Heather watches television; all the kids do it!

Martha Shumway:
But what station shows pornographic movies?

Blanche Fedders:
All of them.

Martha Shumway:
The Waltons isn't dirty.

Blanche Fedders:
What about Cher?

Martha Shumway:
She looks clean to me.

Blanche Fedders:
That navel? That naked navel? Can you imagine the ideas that puts into people's heads? We ought to protest the television stations!

Martha Shumway:
Why, television is getting cleaner every year now with this "family hour" business and all.

Blanche Fedders:
Television isn't getting cleaner. It's getting filthier. Nothing's sacred anymore. Nothing.

Martha Shumway:
Blanche, now what are you talking about?

Blanche Fedders:
Mary Tyler Moore isn't a virgin.