Melrose Place

David:
Shouldn't you be bobbing for olives in your after-party martini?

Ella:
Change of plans. I canceled the red carpet close-ups for Jane's dress.

David:
Won't that be the shot heard around the courtyard?

Ella:
It doesn't matter. After I spread the word that Abby Douglas hated her dress, Jane's samples won't be fit to mop floors.

David:
Yeah. I don't know if that's gonna be enough to stop whatever she has planned for you. Let me take care of it.

Ella:
You?

David:
Yeah. Jane was married to my father. The skeletons won't take long to find. I'll bury her.

Ella:
Wow. I don't think anyone's ever offered to destroy an enemy of mine before. David... That's almost... romantic.

David:
Or we could say that it's all about the thrill of victory.

Ella:
Go with romantic... [they kiss] Let's go work on that alibi.