Melrose Place

Ella:
[to Jessie Roberts] No more putting any of that crap up your nose. Otherwise, you're going to have to power lunch with River Phoenix. [Jessie gives Ella a clueless look] "Who's River Phoenix?" Oh, God, kill me now.

Lauren:
[comes into Jessie's room] I got a page. W... Ella.

Ella:
Lauren. Hi. How is my favorite doctor?

Lauren:
You paged me?

Ella:
Mm-hmm. I did. Come on, let's go chat. [Ella and Lauren go outside] Okay, listen, Lauren, I need a little favor.

Lauren:
Mm-hmm.

Ella:
Jessie Roberts is one of our biggest clients, okay? He is Zac Efron and the Jonas Brothers wrapped into one squeaky clean, heartthrobby package.

Lauren:
Squeaky clean? Ella, that kid had so many chemicals in his system, it's a miracle he woke up.