Melrose Place

Ella:
Welcome back, Amanda. We were all wondering where you disappeared to.

Amanda:
Is that why you broke into these offices in the middle of the night?

Ella:
Wow. I am flattered that you of all people think I'm that devious. But really, me? A cat burglar? Please.

Amanda:
I found a couture button by my computer beside a strand of blond hair. I could tell by the split end it wasn't mine. What do you think you are, some kind of Prada ninja?

Ella:
Do you really just expect me to sit back and let my boss frame me for a crime that I didn't commit? I mean, seriously. All I've ever been is fiercely loyal. All I've ever done is worked my ass off to make you happy. I mean, why am I your crash test dummy?

Amanda:
Because you have a proven track record of veering across moral lines. The perfect profile for a serial embezzler.

Ella:
My God. How did I ever look up to such a desperate, washed-up bitch?

Amanda:
[slaps Ella] Get out of my building. You're fired.