Metalocalypse, Season 2

Charles:
Sorry I'm late, I was addressing the new uh, klokateers...

Murderface:
Hey. Hey.

Charles:
You know, potential-

Murderface:
Hey!

Charles:
Yes?

Murderface:
Gimme fifty thousand dollars.

Charles:
Well uh, what do you need it for?

Murderface:
For fucking Doritos! What difference does it make?!

Charles:
Well you've uh, been given your hundred thousand dollar allowance for the week, so-

Murderface:
So what?! Come on fucking give me my money, man! Cough it up! [continuing to talk over Charles] Aww, fuck that, why can't I have my fucking money?! That's mine!

Charles:
All of you are wasting money by not having finished this record, that's a big deal guys, you're doing anything but recording! All right? That's what I'm-

Nathan:
So what, by sitting here, we're wasting money?

Charles:
Yes.

[long pause]

Nathan:
We should be saving money by not doing anything, not wasting it!

Pickles:
Yeah, that doesn't make sense! Are you sure you know what you're talking about?

Charles:
[annoyed] Yes, I do know what I'm talking about, you are killing your own business!

Murderface:
Oh God, you're boring me to to death with business! God!

Charles:
Well this isn't boring to me guys, all right?! I want you all to listen up! This is important stuff, all right?! If you continue to not record, your money, YOUR money, will continue to dwindle!

Nathan:
How do you know that?

Charles:
How do I know- Because it's my job to know! I work with money, it's my job!

Pickles:
How long have you known that our money is dwindling? I mean, it sounds like you're keeping stuff from us, right?

Toki:
He's keepings it!

Skwisgaar:
Yeah, he's keepings it froms us.

Murderface:
Yeah, it's very suspicious.

Charles:
No, I'm telling you about it right now, that's what I'm doing, I'm telling you about these things.

Nathan:
Yeah, but how long have you known about the stuff that we don't know about that you're starting to tell us about?

Pickles:
[suspiciously] Yeah.

Charles:
Look I've tried to keep you guys in the loop of the business, I have many times, but-

Murderface:
BUT WHAT?!

Charles:
...But you guys have a very short attention span.

Nathan:
[offended] NO WE'RE NOT!

Charles:
No you're not what- Wh-What does that mean- That's not even a response to what I was saying!

Murderface:
Quit confusing things!

Pickles:
No we're not!

Toki:
No we's not at all!

Charles:
You're not what?!

Toki:
He's gots to admits it! He's on the ropes!

Murderface:
Yeah!

Charles:
We're arguing two different things here!

Murderface:
Well we're not!