Charmed, Season 8

Piper:
See, this is what a Krychek demon is supposed to look like.

Phoebe:
Well, maybe the one you guys were following was just a bigger one.

Piper:
No, this wasn't just bigger. This was like going from you to Schwarzenegger.

Phoebe:
That is so weird.

Piper:
Yes, scary weird.

(Leo comes out carrying skiing equipment.)

Piper:
Oh, good, you found the skis!

Leo:
Yeah! But, they're kinda old, though. Maybe we should just rent new ones, you know? (He drops the skiing boots) Ah! Damnit!

Piper:
Watch your language. Wyatt is picking up everything we say lately.

Phoebe:
I'm gonna get some more coffee. You guys want anything?

Piper:
No, thanks.

(Phoebe goes to the kitchen.)

Piper:
You okay with those?

Leo:
Yes, I got there. Listen, why don't we finish packing? I wanna miss traffic, okay?

Piper:
I know, I'm gonna. I just, I need to talk to agent Murphy first about this demon of his.

Leo:
Piper...

Piper:
What? I- I can't just let it go. Can I?

Leo:
Yes, you can. C'mon, when are we the last time had weekend together, alone?

Piper:
I know, and I promise, nothing is gonna stop that from happening, I promise, but I… just kind need to talk him first.

Leo:
Well, why… can't Billie talk to him?

(Paige walks in.)

Paige:
You guys, I can not find Billie anywhere. She's not answering. Maybe we could just get her pager?

Piper:
Well, just keep trying.

Phoebe (back from the kitchen):
Oh, Paige! Henry called for you last night.

Paige:
Why? What'd he want?

Phoebe:
Uh, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he wants, you.

Paige:
That's ridiculous.

Piper:
Why? Don't you like him?

Paige:
No!

Phoebe:
Really? Then why is your face turning red?

Paige:
It's not turning red, I probably just put too much blush on.

Leo:
It's… kinda turning red.

(Piper chuckles.)

Piper:
Ok, why don't you and me (points to Phoebe) go see what the government's not telling us? And I'll be right back, I swear. (She kisses Leo, then heads for the door with Phoebe.)

Paige:
Hey, don't you have a lunch date?

Phoebe:
I canceled. I'm taking a little hiatus.

Paige:
From lunch?

Phoebe:
From men.

(Piper and Phoebe leave.)

Paige:
Okay. Come on, Billie. (Calls Billie again.)