Misfits, Series 4

Jess:
[watching Rudy open locker with a fire extinguisher] What are you doing?

Rudy One:
I... I am looking for a sandwich. That I put in one of these lockers for safekeeping. But I'll be buggered if I can remember which one it's in. I bloody hate it when I misplace a sandwich.

Jess:
Me, too. It's extremely upsetting. What kind of sandwich was it?

Rudy One:
It was cheese. It was a cheese sandwich.

Jess:
Perhaps a mouse ate it. Those furry little bastards do love a bit of cheese.

Rudy One:
They do. Bloody mice. Now you'll have to excuse me, though, 'cause I have very important probation worker business to attend to, for I am a probation worker.