Misfits, Series 4

Rudy:
So the angry, beardy man from the council, he's all like, "When are you going to pay your rent?" And I was all like, "I ain't going to pay it and what are you going to do about it?" Well, quite a bit, as it goes. Cause they've kicked me out of me flat and they've repossessed it.

Jess:
So where did you sleep?

Rudy:
Oh! So, I ended up wandering the street like the Littlest Hobo. I get talking to this girl, turn on the old Rudy magic, end up going back to hers. When I say hers. Have you ever shagged a homeless girl?

Curtis:
No.

Rudy:
It's like camping. Honestly, reminded me of being a boy scout. Looking up at the night sky, all the twinkling stars there. While she... Oh, she sat on my face. Where am I going with this? Can I stay at your for an indefinite period of time, rent-free, please?

Curtis:
No. [Rudy turns to Jess}

Jess:
I'm very tempted. Um... I guess my question is would we get to have regular sex?

Rudy:
That could certainly be arranged. [beat] You're being... Get off, you're being sarcastic. You're very hard to read.