Misfits, Series 4

Rudy One:
[laughs and points at Finn's pants] Those are a mistake, by the way.

Finn:
What are?

Rudy One:
Light-coloured trousers. And listen, that's a basic schoolboy error, that is, mate.

Finn:
What's wrong with these?

Rudy One:
[in a mocking tone] "What's wrong with these?" We're about to enter a war zone, mate. Things'll get really messy. Honestly, man, it's going to be the most insane house party you've ever been to in your shitty little life. Strangers are going to fuck strangers, heads are going to get shaved. There'll be puke, blood, sperm and piss.

Finn:
Will there be a buffet?

Rudy One:
Yes, there'll be a buffet. A buffet of drugs, alcohol and shagging. This is Richard Saunders, do you understand me? Richard "The Colonel" Saunders. He's a fucking lunatic. You know they used to call him Richard Two-Tabs? Because he used to drop two tabs of acid before he'd even got out of frigging bed in the morning. So to summarize, a Richard Saunders house party is absolutely no place for fucking chinos, man.

Finn:
Well, they aren't chinos so...

Rudy One:
They are chinos.