Charmed, Season 8

(Piper and Grams are mixing up a potion. The smoke from the latest ingredient added seems to be somewhat light.)

Grams:
That's not nearly enough.

Piper:
I think I know how to do it after all this time.

Paige:
It's Billie and Christy. They're not demons.

Grams:
Well, they might as well be after all you've told me, which means we can't take any chances. (pauses) I can't get over how big this book has gotten. I'm so proud of you girls.

Piper:
Then why won't you let me stir?

(Someone knocks on the door.)

Grams:
Uh, Piper, why don't you get that?

Piper:
Paige, why don't you get that?

Paige:
Okay, I'll get that. (rolls eyes)

(She goes to open the door and finds Henry.)

Paige:
Hey! What are you doing here?

Henry:
What am I doing here? I'm looking for my wife. She didn't come home last night. Are you okay?

Paige:
Yes, I'm okay! Of course I'm okay! I mean, we weren't "okay" okay, but now we're okay and in the future I think we're gonna be... I think we're gonna be more than okay.

Henry:
(stares blankly) Okay.

Grams:
Don't tell me she marries a Whitelighter too.

Piper:
Worse. A mortal.

Grams:
Oh, good God. Didn't I teach you girls anything?

Piper:
Hey, what can I say? There's always Uncle Coop!