Mom, Season 1

Nathan:
We're not sure that Luke is the only boy who has slept with this temptress.

Bonnie:
Now hold it right there, I can assure you that with every generation of our family, the women get better. Now, I may have been a drunken slut.

Christy:
She was.

Bonnie:
And my daughter may also have been a drunken slut.

Christy:
Hey!

Bonnie:
What?

Christy:
Sorry, go on.

Bonnie:
But this angel was pure as snow until she smoked your son's blunt, drank his tequila and made mad passionate love to him for about 2 minutes. [to Violet] Am I right so far?

Violet:
[uncomfortably] Pretty much.