Monk, Season 5

Dr. Charles:
That must have been a traumatic experience for you Adrian. And they cancelled the movie?

Adrian:
He said he wanted to play a character who wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet.

Dr. Charles:
How about the little getaway you were planning? The weekend away?

[Adrian shakes his head]

Dr. Charles:
All right, okay, maybe another time.

Adrian:
I guess I'm back to square one. [He groans] It's good to be home.

Dr. Charles:
Adrian, please don't be hard on yourself. I think we should go back to three days a week for just a little while. That would be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Adrian:
And Tuesday.

Dr. Charles:
Tuesday would be four days a week...

[Adrian give Charles a beleaguered look]

Dr. Charles:
Okay, I could see that just until you're back on your feet...

Adrian:
And Thursday.

Dr. Charles:
Oh no, Thursday is five days a week, Adrian.

[Adrian buries his head in his hands and moans]

Dr. Charles:
Okay, that way five days a week would be easier to remember...

Adrian:
And Saturday.

Dr. Charles:
Well, Saturday is the weekend and I don't like to see patients on the weekends.

Adrian:
Saturday!

Dr. Charles:
Adrian, I have a family and I like to keep the weekend free...

Adrian:
[Desperately] Saturday!

Dr. Charles:
Okay, we'll try that for a weekend or two. So that would be Monday, Tuesday...

Adrian:
And Sunday.