Monk, Season 5

Monk:
Ugh, Natalie. What am I gonna do? The whole city reeks.

Natalie:
I'm starting to get used to it.

Monk:
You are? Really? Then you're gonna love Hell.

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Monk:
Listen. Listen. It's a truck. That sounds like a garbage truck, right?

Natalie:
Mr. Monk, it's not a garbage truck.

Monk:
They've settled the strike. It's all over! T-turn on the news. Uh. False alarm. It's a...bus.

Union boss:
[On TV] All we want-- All we've ever wanted is a fair contract for ourselves and for our families. This union is willing to stay out for as long as it takes. Two weeks! Two months! We will never back down! We will never surrender! It's all his fault.

Monk:
[Mocking] Jimmy Cusack. Hate that guy. Wish he was dead.

Natalie:
Don't say that.

Monk:
I do. I wish he was dead.

Natalie:
What if something happened to him? You'd feel terrible.

Monk:
No, I wouldn't.

Natalie:
Yeah, you would.

Monk:
No. I wouldn't.

Natalie:
Yeah, you would.