Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 3

Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969-1974) was a British sketch comedy television show. more »

Mr Barnard:
What do you want?

Man:
Well I was told outside...

Mr Barnard:
Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

Man:
What?

Mr Barnard:
Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!

Man:
Look, I came here for an argument!

Mr Barnard:
(apologetic) Oh, I'm sorry. This is abuse. No, you want room 12A next door.

Man:
I see, sorry!

Mr Barnard:
Not at all. (the man exits) Stupid git.

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