Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 4

Hamlet:
[on a psychiatrist's couch] It's just that anywhere I go it's the same old thing. All anyone wants me to say is "to be or not to be".

First Psychiatrist:
That is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer slings and arrows...

Hamlet:
Yes. It's either that or "Oh, this too too solid flesh"...

First Psychiatrist:
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt/Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!/All the everlasting have not fixed his canon on self-slaughter!

Hamlet:
Yes, all that sort of thing, and I'm just really...

First Psychiatrist:
Do the bit about "Alas poor Yorick"!

Hamlet:
No, I'm sick of it! I want to get away from all that. I want to make something of my life.

First Psychiatrist:
No, I don't know that bit.