Moonlight

Josef:
It's about time you got back.

Mick:
Make yourself at home.

Josef:
Already did. Poured myself a drink. [waves a glass of blood] You seriously drink this stuff? What is it, like non-fat soy Vegan blood?

Mick:
If you don't like it... [reaches to take glass]

Josef:
[holding glass closer] I didn't say that.

Mick:
Are you sure?

Josef:
Get out of here. I assume you don't have any freshies around. Nah, of course not.

Mick:
Am I supposed to know why you're here, Josef?

Josef:
[clicks on tv]

Expert on TV:
It is possible that there is some truth behind the vampire myth. Perhaps there are some individuals with genetic dispositions that could consume and digest, blood.

Josef:
Vampire experts. Beautiful - now we have the food mouthing off about the farmer. The whole city is talking. Wanna know what they're talking about? Us.

Mick:
So it's a slow newsday.

Josef:
No, that's not it. It's this reporter from Buzzwire, Beth somebody. She started the whole thing.

Mick:
Beth Turner.

Josef:
Oh, you know her?

Mick:
We did some breaking and entering together.

Josef:
Then you, my friend, must get her to stop.

Mick:
Like what, she's driving along, and suddenly, her car explodes?

Josef:
I was thinking you ask her nicely, but, fielder's choice.

Mick:
Killer's not a vampire.

Josef:
There were bite-marks.

Mick:
[angry] Two stab-wounds.

Josef:
And the blood?

Mick:
Well, you hit an artery, you're bound to get some of that.

Josef:
So you're telling me some poser wanna-be drinking blood out of a Snoop Dog chalice is behind this?

Mick:
Yeah, something like that.

Josef:
Why haven't you killed him?

Mick:
There's more than one suspect.

Josef:
So kill them all. That's what I would do. Hey, look I know you have morals and scruples and that's fine, sort of. But you are not the man I on occasion pretend to respect if you don't get this under control. Hey, you have a soft spot for the mortals. A charming fascination with all of the things they do while listening to the tick-tick-tick of their own looming demise. That's fine that's good, everyone needs a hobby.