Mr. Bean

Maître D':
"Have you decided, sir?"

Mr. Bean:
"Yes. Um, could I have this, please?"

Maître D':
"The steak tartare?"

Mr. Bean:
"Uhh, steak, yes."

[Bean feels something below his neck, he pulls out a hanger, where he gives it to the maître d'. A waiter holding a wine bottle appears on the background, presenting himself to Bean]

Waiter:
"Would you like to try the house wine, sir?"

Mr. Bean:
"Uhh... yes, please." [The waiter pours a small amount of wine to a glass, where Bean drinks it immediately. The waiter prepares to pour more wine]

Mr. Bean:
"No, no, no, no no. I'm driving." [Laugh track]

[Bean hits the wine glasses to the tune of "Happy Birthday to You". Later, the waiter brings the steak tartare and the audience laughs as Bean notices that it is raw. He tries a piece, only to be disgusted]

Maître D':
"Everything to your satisfaction sir?"

Mr. Bean:
[grinning] "Mmmm." [The maître d' walks away and Bean spits it out. ]

Waiter:
"Is everything all right sir?"

Mr. Bean:
"Oh, yes."

Waiter:
"Are you sure?"

Mr. Bean:
"Mmmm, yes." [Picks up a forkful as if he is about to eat it but hesitates to put it in his mouth]

[The waiter goes and Bean quickly disposes of the offending food by putting it under a plate, in a woman's handbag etc.. Later the waiter trips over Bean's table and Bean pretends that he is the reason that the food is in various places]