Mr. Bean

Waiter:
"Excuse me! I do apologise. I am terribly sorry, sir."

Maître D':
"What-ever is going on?"

Mr. Bean:
"It really is the most appalling mess"

Maître D':
"I really cannot..., please, do forgive us." [The violinist plays "Happy Birthday to You" again, the maître d' puts a cloth on Bean's lap, the waiter appears from the left with another plate, and the maître d' opens the lid, revealing another steak tartare. Laughter and applause from the audience]