Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean (1990-1995) is a British comedy show that ran on ITV and starred Rowan Atkinson as its main character Mr. Bean. more »

Shopkeeper:
"Yes? Can I help you, sir?"

Mr. Bean:
"Can I have this, please?"

Shopkeeper:
"Certainly, sir." [He goes off-screen, then back with the other pair] "There you are, sir, size nine."

Mr. Bean:
"No, but I only want the one."

Shopkeeper:
"No, no, they come as two"

Mr. Bean:
"One."

Shopkeeper:
"I have to sell them as two shoes." [The car with Bean's shoe appears behind Bean. He goes after it. He goes down the street and stops the car, bumping him in the process. Bean comes up back again holding the shoe]

Mr. Bean:
"Thank you!"

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