Mr. Bean

[Matthew returns the steering wheel of Bean's mini]

Mr. Bean:
Ah, thank you very much.

[Matthew clears his throat, as if asking for a tip. Bean gives him some kind of candy or cough drop as a tip. Bean then examines a TV remote, thinking it's a phone.]

Mr. Bean:
Hello? [Bean presses a button, the TV turns on to a football match, audience cheering]

Announcer on TV (first channel):
"I don't believe it!" [Bean turns off the TV, then turns it back on, audience on TV still cheers throughout] "Goodness me. I... What a response..." [Bean turns TV off, quickly turns it on] "Terrible, just..." [Bean turns TV off and on again, and again] "The crowd is..." (Bean changes the channel quickly, then stands near the wall while changing the channels]

Man 1 on TV (second channel):
"Get out of here!" [Bean changes the channel quickly]

Announcer on TV (first channel):
"The players are run--..." [Bean changes the channel]

Chorus on TV (fourth channel):
"Halleujah!" [Bean hides in the blanket while changing the channels]

Man on TV (fifth channel):
"Do you know what you are to me?"

Chorus on TV (fourth channel):
"Halleujah, hallelujah, hallelu--!"

Man on TV (fifth channel):
"...the whole town. A spring morning in Paris..." [Bean stands at the lobby, foot on door, while changing the channels. He lets go of his foot of the door, closing the door itself]

Chorus on TV (fourth channel):
"Halleujah, hallelujah! Hallelujah, ha--" [Bean changes the channel]

Woman on TV (fifth channel):
"That's my heart beating."

Man on TV (fifth channel):
"Does it go like a subway train?"

[Bean changes the channel, sports fans on first channel chanting while Bean walks a few steps, then changes the channel again, dances to some upbeat music from the TV, changes the channel once again]

Man 2 (second channel):
"Look, coming down off the hill!"

[Bean walks forward, western style]

Man 3 on TV (second channel):
"Hang on, Joe!"

[Bean changes the channel, like a cowboy shooting his revolver]

Chorus on TV (fourth channel):
"Hallelujah, hallelujah! For the Lord God omnipote--"

[A room neighbor comes out, Bean holds remote on his back]

Mr. Bean:
[scoffs, knocks on own room door] Will you be quiet? [Turns off TV at "omnipotent"] Sorted him out.

[Neighbor returns to his room. Bean returns to his room, unpacks his case]