Mr. Bean

Man in ambulance 1:
You get the door, John.

Man in ambulance 2:
Right.

[The doors are blocked by Mr. Bean's Mini. Laughter from the audience.]

Man in ambulance 1:
What's wrong? Here, give it to me.

[Scene changes to the waiting room.]

Nurse 1:
Twenty-two (22).

[Bean takes the doll from the girl's hands and throws it. The girl goes with her mother to pick it up, leaving the queue. Next, two men are in front of him, Bean pinches the taller man's back and quickly pulls his hand away. The taller man thinks the person behind him (in front of Bean) did this, and pushes him.]

Taller Man:
What the hell do you think you're doing? Pinching my bottom in a hospital queue?! [both leave the queue, Bean meets the receptionist, the mother and daughter is behind Bean now.]

Receptionist:
Good morning, name please?

Mr. Bean:
Um, Bean. (laughter from the audience)

Receptionist:
And what is the problem?

[Bean whispers to the receptionist]

Receptionist:
Have a ticket and take a seat please, Mr. Bean.

Nurse on P.A.:
Security to the east door, please.

Nurse 1:
Twenty-three (23).

[Two people stand up and walk to the main room]

Nurse 1:
Twenty-four (24).

[Bean notices an old man sleeping with the ticket, he tries swapping it but...]

Nurse 1:
Twenty-four?

[The old man wakes up and heads to the main room]

[Bean examines the muffled woman's ticket upside-down and reads 25. While the receptionist answers a phone call, Bean turns the number counter upside down while coughing, then returns to his seat]

Nurse 1:
Fifty-two (52).

Mr. Bean:
Yes! [The muffled woman holds Bean by the teapot, three other people are complaining about their tickets being skipped. Bean is still struggling]

Nurse 2:
Ninety-two (92). [she appears beside the counter]

Man 3:
That was quick!

Man 4:
Hang on. What about me?

Nurse 1:
Come back here! Somebody's turned it the wrong way up. [She turns the counter around back to its normal position] That's better, there. Twenty-six (26).

Man 5:
Yes, at last. [follows Nurse 1]

[The woman lets go of Bean's teapot. Frustrated, Bean goes back to his seat]