My Life as a Teenage Robot, Season 1

Jenny:
Hey, Mom, which setting is number one?

Nora:
The number one? Normal.

Jenny:
That's funny. I thought you said, "normal."

Nora:
I did.

Jenny:
[looks at her reflection, then Nora, then everything, all completely normal; enraged] Normal? You call this normal?! How could you do this to me?!

Nora:
Do what? What are you talking about?

Jenny:
I'm talking about these wiggly-squiggly bug snakes you call eyes!

Nora:
XJ-9, you're not looking at the big picture.

Jenny:
And you're not looking at this picture. It's called, "I made my daughter a total dweeb."

Nora:
You don't look dweeb; I think you look very pa-hat.

Jenny:
It's pronounced "fat," mother, and giant periscopes in your head are not phat, dope, or even cool! I want my old eyes back.

Nora:
What? But these are far more efficient.

Jenny:
Who cares about efficiency?

Nora:
I do. And so should you, young lady. Now, stop being silly.

Jenny:
The only way to stop being silly is to lose these jokes. [ditches the bug-eyed eyes, leaving her sightless]

Nora:
XJ-9, you cannot go sightless. You have a job to do.

Jenny:
Give me my old eyes back, and I'll do it.

Nora:
Absolutely not.

Jenny:
Fine! [starts walking off] I'll save the world without your stinking eye...[trips over a hot dog cart, getting hot dog wieners in her eye holes]

Nora:
If you can't even conquer a hot dog cart, how can you hope to conquer evil?