Cheers, Season 9

Rebecca:
This is about us.

Sam:
What about us?

Rebecca:
Sam, we have been friends too long to let it end this way. And I just came back to say that I'm sorry I ran out earlier in a huff. And that I knew you weren't coming on to me. And when you said I wasn't good that it wasn't just some trick to get me back into bed it was because you were being honest because I am a lousy lover.

Sam:
No, sweetheart you're not.

Rebecca:
Sam, it's alright. It's not like I haven't heard it before.

Sam:
You're a fantastic lover.

Rebecca:
I'm a dud and I know it. Robin just didn't realize it because he's English.

Sam:
Listen. I wouldn't say you were good if you weren't.

Rebecca:
No, no Sam that doesn't wash. You've been after me for three years and you finally got me. I mean if I was even adequate I know that you would've run out there and told every bozo in the bar.

Sam:
You don't think I was dying to do that? It was making me crazy. It's just that I thought I would be betraying our friendship. I've never had a friend before.

Rebecca:
You have lots of friends!

Sam:
No, no I've never had a friend before.