NCIS, Season 2

(Tony's Cell Phone Is Ringing)

Kate:
Are you going to answer that?

Tony:
I'm in hell, Kate.

Kate:
Well, do they have money there? Because you owe me... forty three dollars and eighty six cents for lunch this week.

Tony:
I will gladly pay you today if you'll answer this call for me.

Kate:
Yeah? Who is it?

Tony:
Crazy ex-girlfriend. Haven't seen her since college.

Kate:
Stalker?

Tony:
More like a stalk-him.

Kate:
What do you want me to say to her?

Tony:
I don't know. Tell her you're my wife or something. She's been calling nonstop for two days. So I'm begging you here, Kate. Please.

Kate:
You pay me back today.

Tony:
Sure.

Kate:
(Into Phone) Hello? Me? Oh, I am Tony's wife. Uh, yes. We got married a few years ago. (Whispers To Tony) We have kids? (Into Phone) Two. Yes. And we're very, very happy. So please don't call back again. (To Tony) I feel like I need a shower. (Hangs Up Phone)

Tony:
Pay the lady, Probie.

McGee:
He bet me forty dollars he could get you to say you're his wife today.

Kate:
Tony, I'm going to kill you.