NCIS, Season 9

Tony:
Listen, I just need two minutes with my dad, okay?

Dorneget:
[through a mouthful of cake] Uh-uh, no way! Special Agent Gibbs told me not to let anyone in, especially you. You didn't think you could buy me off with a piece of cake, did you?

Tony:
No! Gibbs will never find out, how's he gonna find out?

Dorneget:
I'd have to tell him.

Tony:
Well, then I guess I'd have to tell him about your little antics at the Halloween party last month with Susan Grady from Polygraph, down in the copy room, huh? She was dressed as a nun, and you were dressed as... Leroy Jethro Gibbs, with the little silver wig.

Dorneget:
Nobody knew about that.

Tony:
I know. De Niro, DiNozzo. "I'm watching."