Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Season 3

Moze:
So, how did it go with Faymen?

Ned:
Something tells me he doesn't like me. Actually, it was him.

Moze:
You just have to get to know each other, find out what you guys have in common. You both read. There's something. And I like him, and it's important that my best friend likes him.

Ned:
Fine.

Moze:
And got a little treat for you.

Ned:
75 dollars to super nail salon and day spa?

Moze:
My aunt gave it to me and it expires today. We can get manicures, get our faces scrubbed.

Ned:
EHHH!

Moze:
Guys get manicures all the time.

Ned:
Then ask Faymen.

Moze:
He's got a big soccer practice tonight. Did you know he's like some big soccer prodigy in Brazil?

Ned:
Then I suggest you ask a girl.

Moze:
Of Course. I'll just ask...[crickets chirping] You know, I'm just gonna pick up the phone and call...[owl hooting] I'm the captain of the volleyball team. I'll just get one of my friends on the team to go.

[High-pitched scream]

Cookie:
My Pen! My Lucky Pen's gone! GG-GG! I ACED 5 tests with that pen and now I'M GONNA FLUNK and be a flunky.

[ringing bells]

Moze:
OK. Let's split up. Cooke, you stay here, look for your stupid pen! Ned, you go to study hall, make friends with Faymen.

Ned:
AAH!

Moze:
I'll go to practice and find a girl to go to the spa with.